I have been planning for some time to break into the world of selling yarn. I had grand plans to launch a meteorological themed range of yarns, starting with floaty Cumulo Nimbus. Available in just two colours, Donner (dark grey) and Blitzen (black), it was to be based on a fine, hazy acrylic. Each skein would be sold with a pair of nylon needles to ensure that knitting it would be a memorable, if not shocking, experience.
Fortunately for the world, someone else far more in touch with the knitting world has just launched a cloud themed yarn. You're all safe then, at least until I can come up with another good idea.